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Iran

26/11/2010

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PictureBaked mud in Iranian desert
Day 143
Location: Delhi
Miles on the clock: 8,445

With Iranian visas secured, Ashley and I left the Turkish town of Erzurum. It was after about ten miles of heavily militarized roads that Ash realized he’d left his passport behind so nipped back while I tinkered with my bike. 

PictureSummit of a pass near Mt Ararat, Turkey
Late afternoon was fast fading into night when he returned so we pushed our bikes to a hilltop and pitched a camp where I abruptly fell ill. Little in life is more frantic than fighting sleeping bag drawstrings and fiddling with tent zips while vomit slowly rises in your throat and begins to gather in your mouth and you struggle to master a potentially-projectile gag reflex. The night was not a pleasant one and we decided to take the next day off. Upside of the enforced rest being that Leigh (a round the world cyclist whom I had met in Istanbul) was a day behind us and was able to catch up.

Recovery was complete when he reached us in the evening and we celebrated his 29th birthday with a big supper, cooked on a cowdung fire, and bed by 8.30. Not only were the days getting rapidly shorter but we were heading steadily east, shaving a few more minutes off sunset each day too.

PictureMt Ararat, Turkey
Over the next few days cycling to the Iranian border Leigh was also sick and we rapidly scapegoated both the field mushrooms we had picked and sun-dried, and the sugar beets we cooked that had fallen off the backs of trucks. Rising mountains surrounded us once more and we made a couple of 2000+ meter passes. Sitting atop the first one I was surprised to spot lone tortoise boldly crossing the road and a scrap of a Turkish newspaper with a nude photo of Kate Moss sat on the loo. Pursuing the second pass gave us our first view of Mt Ararat, the supposed resting place of Noah’s Ark. Ararat soars above the surrounding mountains at 5137m with a year round snow cap lending it a slight Mt Fuji-esque appearance. Riding past it was a wonderful experience and I had to concentrate to keep my eyes on the road (especially when clinging to the back of a truck going uphill at 40mph).

Eastern Turkey can be a fairly wild place (“The Wild East” or the “Badlands” as Ash called it) and this feeling climaxed in the last few towns we passed through. Near the Iranian border sits Dogubeyazit (or “Dog Biscuits” in the traveller’s vernacular) where we were pelted by stones. Two fist-sized rocks hit my bike and Leigh was attacked with a tree branch. Scaring the mischievous children into scattering was out best bet so I took to overtly wielding a threatening stone while Leigh and Ash began charging the little clusters and staring down the ragged little figures who had just armed themselves.

PictureLast campsite in Turkey
A perfect final night in Turkey was spent camped at the foot of Ararat under an almost full moon with our last beer before entering the Islamic Republic of Iran where possession of alcohol is illegal.

Rolling up to the border, we were confronted by confused officials, a lengthy fingerprinting process and large portraits of Imam Khomeini (late leader of the 1979 Islamic Revolution) and Ali Khamenei (the current Ayatollah – expert in Islamic studies who ranks above the President). English language was sparse but without too much hassle we were ushered through and the adrenaline struck.  As we followed a river down a narrow, winding valley and through a town called Maku, many shouts of “Hello, how are you?” and “Welcome to Iran” began and we enthusiastically shouted replies and lent heavily on our klaxons much to the delight of pedestrians. Bunking down in, what turned out to be, a landfill site that night couldn’t kill our mood. Something about Iran had already gripped me and I felt certain it would be a good month.

PictureWith Siamek's family, Iran
Obstinately hunching against a headwind and climbing steep hills the next day left the three of us exhausted and we nipped into a small village to buy food before camping. Little lanes flanked by crumbling mud-brick houses were busy with children playing games and neatly-coiffured men preening on motorbikes. Ushered to a shop by our steadily growing entourage of interested villagers, we bought supplies and were loading up when a young, sockless man on a tired motorbike arrived and invited us to stay with him. Three muddy bikes followed one rusty Honda to the next village called Qara Ziya Eddin. Entering a tidy, well-walled courtyard, Siamek welcomed us into his family’s front room where we sat on an elaborately-patterned rug and began an evening of drinking vast amounts of tea, eating too much food and enjoying my first shower for a month. Little bowls of nuts and plenty of fruit were produced after supper and we sat talking with the many men of the family who kept appearing while the women sat separately, partitioned by the kitchen counter. Young Omid, a 15-year-old student with a strangely imperative English, led proceedings and fed us our first taste of Farsi. A farming family tends to have a farming vocabulary and we were taught the words for cow, sheep, shepherd, goat and chicken as well as numbers which we afterwards practiced by reading road signs and numberplates. My loyalty was tested at one point when the Patriarch, Hassan, hushed the others and turned to me with an intense expression. “Are you friends with America?” Zoning in on the serious faces watching me, and remembering the “olum Amerikaya” (death to America) graffiti I saw the day before, I quickly found the correct answer and politely listened to a Farsi song entitled Kill the Americans.

In the morning I observed a genuine tear in Siamek’s eye as we parted at the mainroad. Never had I received such hospitality from a stranger; it was (forgive the cliché) truly humbling and was the first of countless kindnesses that were showered upon us on a daily basis. Grinning motorists pulled over to give us nuts, fruit and drinks; and ask us about our opinions of Iran. Beaming businessmen invited us into their offices for tea and questioned us about politics and the western opinions of Iran. Everyone was falling over themselves to help us, talk to us, give us food and (with a timid national pride) discover our thoughts on their country, countrymen and government.

Camping was great as the long nights regularly facilitated 10 hour sleeps. A feeling of absolute security amongst the Iranian people made us overly relaxed about choosing spots and one night, pitched in an orchard in some suburbs, our hearty dinner was interrupted by a burst of gunfire about 20 yards away and then a couple of shouts and the sound of an aged motorbike spluttering into life and zooming away. Under the assumption that it was merely celebratory, we continued eating but we did so in silence and went straight to bed.

PictureThe road to Tehran, Iran
Some signposts for a ski run adorned the road into Tabriz, the capital city of the Eastern Azerbaijan province. Elevated at 1400m and surrounded by a wall of imposing mountains, Tabriz is blanketed with a thick layer of snow for several months a year. Temperate autumn weather was, however, our lot while we wandered through the bazaar and ate dizi (vegetables served in a terracotta pot and mashed with a pestle) in a basement full of incredulous elderly men sucking on waterpipes and out moustaching us. Heavy moustaches are all the rage amongst the older generation but one evening Leigh and I were sat in a milkshake shop when an attractive young women walked in… Eavesdropping is rarely a problem with our rapid English and we often talked loudly to one another in public. “Yes, she is very attractive” I replied to Leigh’s equivalent, but cruder, comment. A few minutes later, after conversation had shifted (to no less crude a topic), the woman gave a gentle interrupting cough. “Please, you must go back to your hotel... you have too many moustaches.” Perfectly pronounced English to our horror.

Rather than reaping the benefits of resting and sleeping in a hotel, Ash fell ill as the last few weeks of avoiding affliction seemed to catch up with him. Energy-sapped, yellow-faced and lifeless; he dozed for two days and two nights and showed no real signs of improvement. Cursing ourselves and hating the time press our visas caused, Leigh and I left him after waiting an extra day. If he recovered soon he would catch a bus and join us further east.

PictureMountains on the road to Tehran, Iran
After Tabriz, we picked up the pace and began starting early; once breakfasting under the stars. The landscape continued to stun and we followed the eastward contours of mountains through dwindling valleys. Everyday was a visual treat and would vary enormously. Sometimes the road would weave among giant red boulders, sometimes we would cross expansive plateaus and sometimes we would pedal frantically through long, unlit tunnels, desperately trying to reach the day light before the growing roar of a truck behind us materialised into a fearful physicality. Under the stress of these mad dashes, we somehow found a calming mechanism. Blurting out the few lyrics we knew of Chris de Burgh’s “Lady in Red” (don’t ask why) at the top of our voices became a ritual. Tearing through the darkness screaming a horribly harmonised “and I hardly know-owoo-oooooooo, this beauty by my side…” seems to be the enduring image from those times.

Letting us into the secret that Iran is not all sunny deserts and ceaseless summers, the weather turned ugly for a couple of days when the temperature didn’t top 6°C and a pea-souper presided over all. Ears plugged into ipods and hands gloved against the chill, we forged on in silence, always looking for places that might offer warmth or a free cup of tea. To this end, we visited a tomato farm where Assad (a small, aged, bald man with awful teeth and a weathered face) and Jarved (a hansome young man with combed hair and a colgate smile) invited us into their hut for lunch. Before eating, Assad produced a small block of a dark, resinous substance that he called teriyok that came from Afghanistan and could get one arrested. Young, nervous and naive, we assumed it was opium (the hut had a spoon with burn marks and several empty pill packets on the floor, as well as a Koran) and, when pressed, felt obliged to try a small sample of the unknown drug that Assad carefully unwrapped from a length of clingwrap. 

PictureLeigh and Assad with teriyok, Iran
Some slivers were cut from the block and a thick wire was heated on the gas stove around which we sat. Taking a piece of paper, Assad quickly rolled it up and, before I had time to reflect, I was inhaling the smoke produced when he melted the resin with the white hot wire. Other than a slight fuzziness and a pleasant feeling of relaxation, there seemed no drastic effect. Perhaps those sensations were caused more by the smoke from Jarved’s hash that was slowly filling the small room. We decided it was largely harmless and indulged in a little more, mostly as an ice-breaker, before having a rice and kebab lunch. After this we were sent on our way with a bottle of strong, homemade cherry wine hidden at the bottom of my bag which kept us warm later that night. That afternoon, we each picked a favourite playlist and gave-in to a sense of euphoria, riding a tailwind and not feeling the cold but singing jubilantly as we passed through towns. We later discovered from a man in Tehran that teriyok is little more than morphine.

PictureEnjoying first sun in two days, Iran
The day we entered Tehran the sun reappeared and, as several roads converged we were immersed in the madness that inhabits Iranian roads. Honking, swerving and trying to brake on worn tyres are all normal for the bonkers Iranian drivers but doing all those things while gawping at a couple of tourists on bikes proved difficult for some and I was the cause of at lease one shunt. The hindmost of three men on a motorbike (rarely is there just one) pulled me into a friendly bear hug and kiss as I passed, causing both of us to fall.

In one town near the capital we passed a demonstration, of mostly women in the traditional black chador, marching down the street waving red, green and white banners (the national flag's colours). Thinking it was a protest, I surreptitiously filmed the chanting mass as I passed, hoping no policeman would see my camera perched by my hip. We later discovered that they were celebrating the anniversary of the storming of the American embassy in 1979.

Weaving through the gridlock I noticed a thankfully ignored sign with an arrow pointing right but words reading “KEEP LEFT”. The two-direction squares (Iranian name for a circular roundabout) were quite an experience and the occasional city-planning slip where the road system is suddenly left-sided was a nice reminder of home.

My time in Tehran was spent mostly eating and walking. The city’s attractions were largely closed as we were there for wednesday and thursday (Iranian weekend) but I enjoyed simply getting a feel for the enormous city. I spoke to one man who’s father was a leading figure in the ’79 revolution but now both he and his son are firmly anti-government. When I asked him if there will be another revolution (all educated people I asked were anti-government) he said no as too many died in the last one and they cannot now go back on that despite the perversion of the ideals that were proclaimed back then.

Ashley had emailed to say he was well and staying with a kind Iranian man. I finally gave up hope on a Pakistani visa (having had a fruitless string of email contact with the Pakistani High Commissioner in London) and booked a flight to Delhi. The irritation of breaking my cycle route in this way was somewhat appeased by the exciting news that my friend James would be coming out and joining me for an month in India.

A particularly fun feature of Tehran is crossing roads. There are black and white stripped pedestrian crossings but no traffic lights or courtesy from drivers to justify their use. The general rule seems to be to cross anywhere, one lane at a time and, if necessary, stand in the middle of speeding traffic until the next lane has an opening. The challenge is the unwritten rule: the crossing must be done as nonchalantly as possible (at least outwardly) and without breaking step if possible. Resorting to running is a complete loss of face.

We left the city in rush hour and asked directions from a man who had been filming us from his car for about five minutes before pulling over. He lead us for half an hour at bike pace in the middle of the busy multi-lane roads with his hazards on. When we finally reached the outskirts he asked us to stay at his place that night. “That’s very kind of you. Where do you live?”
“Central Tehran.”
We politely declined.

PictureDesert track near Shahroud, Iran
As soon as we left Tehran, the desert began. Not a stereotypical desert of picturesque, rolling sand dunes, but one of loose and fine dust that got everywhere. Clothes, tents, hair, beards, food, cameras, lungs. The sky from here on was always an immaculate blue excepting for the horizon that always had a thick, 360-degree dust haze, obscuring even very close mountains. I didn’t see one cloud for the two week ride to Mashhad, our last city in Iran.

Mashhad is the holiest city in Iran (3rd holiest city in Shiite Islam) and the main site of pilgrimage in the country. Every year 25 million visitors flock to the city to pay homage to the shrine of Imam Reza (the 8th Imam) who was martyred in 818 AD. Due to our now swarthy appearance and the fact that we were heading to Mashhad, people began to assume we were Muslim pilgrims ourselves. Linguistically is was often difficult to correct this misapprehension but we both had become to feel that our crossing of Iran (along the Silk Road route) had become a bit of a personal pilgrimage anyway.

We had each worked out that visas (Leigh was travelling onto Turkmenistan) and flight times allowed us a fairly leisurely crossing of the northern Kavir desert. We relaxed the pace and found idyllic campsites surrounded by flat nothingness to the south and the occasionally snow-capped Alborz mountain range to the north. One night we made our home among some mud hut ruins on a high plateau. Their steadily weather-decayed state was as beautiful as it was sad. There are abandoned buildings all over Iran; a squatters paradise. It is not worth reusing mudbrick so they are left to the elements. These ones were particularly enigmatic and it was hard to tell whether they were 50 or 500 years old. We also passed several decayed caravanserai; a sort of silk road coaching inn with high rampart walls for protection and a large courtyard for accommodating camels and poorer guests.

PictureCamping among desert ruins
The road signs were always amusing with the distance signs for the next town at ten KM intervals having a different spelling in roman letters each time. There were also regular signs with the British speed camera symbol and text reading: “Police control the road imperceptibly”.

In the town of Shahrod/Shahrud/Shahroud/Shahrood/Shahrude we were sat in the park stuffing our dust-coated faces with some cheap cakes when three very pretty girls approached us and timidly offered us tea. A few minutes later they re-appeared with a tray of tea, fruit and chocolates. We asked them to sit with us but they declined and skittered away, returning to offer us more tea before long. One spoke good English and ventured “you look very dirty. Would you like a bath?”

We didn’t have to consult with each other to accept this offer and 30 minutes later the brother, Ali, appeared from his shift at the bank and took us to their house on the edge of the park. Monireh, Moona and Monzieh were waiting for us and were much more talkative in their home. They were two sisters of Ali and a cousin (Monzieh). Our clothes were thrown in the washing machine in the distinctly up-market house and we were thrown in the bathroom to scrape off the caked dirt under a hot shower. Ali’s wife, Neda, cooked a huge lunch and we all sat to eat. Monireh (the anglophone) is a lifeguard, Moona is a amateur swimming champion and an art student, Monzieh is also a student and Neda is a nurse. We all got to know each other and it was soon decided that we should go with them to Semnan (town we passed 120 miles earlier) that night to see a theatre festival the next day. Toothbrush in pocket, I climbed in the Peugeot 206 with the five others and after two hours of taking turns to sing and trying to be relaxed with Iranian night driving, we arrived at Ismil’s house in Semnan. Ismil is a brother in law and lives with his wife (who was away) and two sons confusingly named Pooya and Pouria.

PictureWith the family in Semnan, Iran
The men greeted us with the traditional Persian triple kiss. It was great being in a home where the men and women eat together and the women don’t even always wear headscarves. We feasted that night and I was the focus of much hilarity about not being able to sit and eat comfortably with crossed legs. We got to bed late after much talking. Pouria is only 17 but speaks extremely good English and I learnt much from him about the culture and the language, including some slang that often impressed people later on.

In the morning we breakfasted on yogurt, cheese, honey, quince chutney, butter and bread. Then it was time for the theatre. I was luckily sat next to Monireh who whispered the plot in my ear. It was delightfully melodramatic with some classic clowning characters, much face-slapping and many wailing women crouched around a shrine. The feel was not dissimilar to Spanish soap opera. The standing ovation was a surprise to me.

Picture
Family weekend afternoon in Semnan, Iran
PictureAt the tomb of Abol Hassan, Shahroud
That afternoon we returned to Ismil’s house and all lounged around on the floor chatting, snacking, playing games and generally enjoying a family weekend afternoon. The familial atmosphere gave me a twinge of real homesickness for the first time on my trip. Being reminded of what I don’t currently have made its absence much harder to bear.

We drove back to Shahroud in the evening (having visited some more relatives first and eaten even more) and met the small, smiling family matriarch who radiated wisdom. Her deep-set eyes grinned and she insisted on feeding us again before bed. In the morning we went with Monireh and her mother to visit the shrine of Sheikh Abol Hassan Kherqani, a 13th-century poet and holy man who could allegedly command lions and be in two places at once. The peace inside this small building was moving but more so was the calm and content it brought to Monireh who seemed completely regenerated and at peace after praying before the tomb. My thoughts hovered briefly over my own lack of faith; seeing the positive side of belief is all too rare for me; my cynicism blocks my open-mindedness.

PictureLast breakfast in the desert, Iran
We finally began our last leg in Iran heavily laden with food and gifts. The temperature was plunging each night and the lowest we recorded was -4°C one morning when our water had frozen. The desert turned red and we arrived under the smog blanket that hangs over Mashhad. The city was humming with pilgrims from all over the Islamic world. I visited the outer parts of the shrine permitted to non-Muslims and was given a free, English-speaking tour guide. As every style of traditional clothing from Afghanistan, Arabia, Pakistan, Turkey and Iraq drifted past, Ali and I sat on a bench and discussed religion at length. He thought Christians (in Iran I claim to be a Christian as agnosticism and atheism are not understood) foolish for believing in miracles and magic. However, when he said this he had just mentioned the 12th Imam who had gone missing 800 years ago and is believed to still be alive… and wielding the power of invisibility.

I sorted my kit out, got my bike fixed up for free in a friendly shop, and then boxed it up for my 4.40am flight. Leigh went his own way towards central Asia and I headed to the airport. I was somewhat of an oddity on the flight (wearing wellies and carrying the shopping basket from my bike) and, during the lengthy and crowded bus transfer from gate to plane, I played a little game. I would stare at my feet for a while and then suddenly look up to see 30 or so faces quickly look in another direction, embarrassed to be caught staring at the beardy wierdy whitey.

After a 14-hour stopover in Doha, I boarded a flight to Delhi. As the sun drooped towards the horizon, I gazed out of the window and allowed myself to agonize and speculate over all the potential adventures lying along the hundreds of hidden miles beneath the billowing clouds. I had cycled a third of the way around the world over 5 glorious months of touching, smelling, seeing and feeling everything; and now was jetting over the earth in a tin can. The sense of dislocation was crippling but I had to remind myself that plenty more excitement lay ahead and that my journey was never about cycling all the way around the world but more about seeing the world.

In Delhi airport I stumbled upon a much-improved Ash before James arrived and we assembled our bikes and rode into India, brimming with expectation.

16 Comments
Lorne
26/11/2010 08:49:01 am

Your blogs are amazing. I so look forward to reading the next installment. I am so glad that you have reached Delhi safely even if you haven't been able to cycle the last part - I hope you carry on having a great adventure and meet some more amazing 'real' people.

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Felix
26/11/2010 09:27:39 am

Yet my favourite blog. Having said that I think the blog I just read is always my favourite! This really makes me want to go to Iran! You really manage to get the picture across!

So glad it is all going well and keep up the good work! Fantastic adventure, fantastic read, fantstic bloke!

teriyok?!? Y'crazy man!

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Nicholas
26/11/2010 10:39:03 am

Good on you Charlie; another brilliant piece, and I have an idea that Monireh's beautiful big brown eyes will keep you going across the sub-continent!!

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Phoebe
27/11/2010 11:50:01 am

Dear Beardy Wierdy Whitey! This is definitely your best blog so far, I might read it again just in case I missed anything! How amazing to have experienced a country so controversial as Iran, and have an insight into people's lives there.
looking forward to the next one.

Phoebs x

p.s. I read 'teriyok' as teriyaki by mistake and wondered what you were worried about!

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mick [sussex]
27/11/2010 12:47:26 pm

In a way quite envious, keep up the excellent writing, facinating reading.Its a shame these good people you meet dont run the world, makes you think.

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Alix Scott
1/12/2010 12:30:21 pm

Love your Blogs Charlie. What adventures!
Hope you are still v well and enjoying India. Lots of love xxxx

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Archie Montagu_pollock
14/12/2010 04:35:07 am

fantstic blog brother- love reading about it all

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Beenie
21/12/2010 01:33:25 am

Chaz - I agree with Phoebe. I read 'teriyok' as teriyaki too...trying to read as fast as possible because it's too too exciting.

Right, on to the next one - it's such a treat that I don't have to wait a month for it - Ive been saving them up! Stay safe you biking beard x

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Laura Hue-Williams, Chris Hardy
2/1/2011 01:25:59 pm

We just sat down to check out your blog and were so gripped that we could not stop reading. An hour later we are still here, so inspired. Keep going x

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Ian Stewart
2/2/2011 12:12:20 pm

Hello Charlie, we met briefly, disembarking at Calais back in July, my brother and I were going to see the Tour de France. When I read your blog I feel a little like the water rat in The Wind In The Willows when he meets the wayfaring rat.Torn between joining him on his adventures and staying at home in (predictable) comfort,real ales,rugby,cross-country running....hang on,this ain't so bad. Keep it going youth! All the best Ian

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Gabrielle
24/4/2012 02:49:54 am

Love your blogs. We toured Iran in 1971 using local buses but had a very different reception. However the stunning beauty of Isfahan made up for it. You do not mention Isfahan but I hope you saw it. Keep up with the blogs!

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