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Iran II

2/3/2013

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PictureKurdish men, Kurdistan province
Location: Erbil, Kurdish Region, Iraq
Day 976
Miles on the clock: 24,715

Iran is not starving. Iran is suffocating. While food is relatively ample and affordable, the oxygen of progress and prosperity is strangled by a paranoid theocracy. The Islamic Republic's partially self-imposed isolation has lead to inflation running at about 30 per cent and the looming collapse of an economy that, under differing circumstances, could be ranking among the largest in the world. 

PictureMother and son in Imam Khomeini Square, Esfahan
He (an Islamic Republic probably can't be referred to as 'she') owns the world's second largest reserves of oil and natural gas. He has a pivotal geographical location as a trade crossroad between Europe, the Middle East and Asia. Connecting railways combined with his Caspian and Persian Gulf ports should position Iran as a deciding force in the flow of goods between East and West; a modern day Silk Road. However, modern history has dictated otherwise. 

The Iranian people had lost patience with the Pahlavis; a dynasty of monarchs installed in the 1920s. Crudely used as a tool for foreign (largely American and British) exploitation of Iran's mineral wealth, the last Shah (Mohammad Reza) finally fled the country in 1979, making way for a revolution of secular, Islamic and communist groups which had been gaining momentum for some time. The exiled, octogenarian cleric Ruhollah Khomeini returned from Paris and claimed the revolution in the name of Islam. The communists and secularists were brushed aside. Many were executed. 

Ayatollah Khomeini installed himself as Vali-e Faqih ('Supreme Leader'), sitting at the head of the Wilayat al Faqih ('Guardian Council of Islamic Jurists') with the (frequently-exercised) power to veto any decision made by the "democratically" elected government: the world's first theorcracy was born (excepting a small group of elderly men in Italy with a predilection for wearing dresses and ceremonially drinking "blood").

The laws laid down by a 7th-century Arabian warlord were instituted absolutely. Accordingly, the legal age of marriage for boys and girls was set at 13 and 9 years respectively (since changed to 15 and 13). The conservative dress code of hijab for women was re-enforced having been outlawed by Shah Mohammed Reza. All non-Islamic, non-martial music was banned and the death penalty was installed for conversion out of Islam. 

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Mullahs and soldiers praying during "The Ten Days of Dawn" revolution festival, Esfahan
The Iran of today is a mixture of the above diluted with a little political evolution and some slackening of the rules. Most educated people are not content but certain flexibilities in the enforcement of the law have so far softened the seemingly-immovable wall required by any potential revolution against which to surge and crash.

However, things are moving forwards slowly. Many women allow their headscarves to slip scandalously far behind their hairline; Tehran grows ever more cosmopolitan; and people with internet have ways of getting access to the government-censored world media. 

Despite the difficulties of life in Iran, or perhaps because of them, Iran remains home to the friendliest and most-hospitable people in any of the 60 or so countries I've drifted through. My last visit, two years ago, was a month of being continually astounded by the kindness shown by complete strangers. My recent visit spanned almost three months and left me no less amazed by the endless hospitality of Iranians. Too many people have shown me too much kindness to mention even a fraction of them here.
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Arabian camels, Kavir desert
PictureVillage children in Khorasan Province
I cycled out of Mashhad in northeastern Iran under light snowfall and climbed westward into mountains; brown, white, barren and beautiful. The days grew dark and freezing cold by 5pm and the sun didn't coax the mercury up with it until 8am so I passed at least 15 hours in my tent when camping. Two sleeping bags, long sleeps and a handful of books helped pass those hours. My usual breakfast consisted of coffee, bread, feta cheese, nuts and fruit. 

Motorists often pulled over to chat, force food upon me, take photos and in one instance try to swap a flash new pair of leather boots for my rotting and redundant  £5 Chinese walking shoes (complete with hand-stitched repairs and carrier bags for something almost resembling water resistance).

One morning I woke in an unusually small, dark and warm tent. The unfamiliar cacoon was caused by a heavy, insulating 10cm of snow on the canvas and an impressive 3cm perched precariously on the 1mm wide guy lines. That day I worked my way across an utterly white land under an utterly white sky on an eerily empty minor road. Three roadside dogs sat, mournful and silent, around the dog-shaped lump of a dead forth in the snow. The land sloped downwards again and by afternoon I'd descended into the northern fringe of the Kavir desert; still cold at night but thankfully dry.

In a basic village a handsome shepherd in his 40s gave me tea and bread while he smoked teriyok (resinous morphine) and smiled contentedly. His three wives and six children looked on with shy curiosity. 

A police car spotted me sat on the sand patching a puncture and its driver asked to see my passport. He was convinced my visa had expired and a soon-to-be-familiar two hours of questions in a village policestation followed:

"Do you have GPS?"
"Do you have a camera?"
"Why have you taken this photo of the desert?"
"Why did you come to Iran?"
"Are you sponsored by your government?"
"Do you have GPS..." 

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Pilgrims at the shrine to Imam Reza, Mashhad
The next day, another village police station, two more hours, the same questions. This time from a fat man in an undersized shirt with two popped buttons and a ring in need of cutting from a darkened and swelling finger. He spoke down to me like I was a child while his deputy (with Bollywood-style bouffant hair and thick moustache) checked the photos on my phone and camera. Captain Bluefinger had received a call from yesterday's espionage-busting geniuses about my visa. I was eventually released and told to report to the Ministry of Intelligence and Security's office when I arrived in the city of Shahrud.

To avoid retracing road I'd ridden in 2010 I turned onto a sandy track through a cluster of low mountains on my last day's ride to Shahrud. Unfortunately the track ended and I spent several hours pushing through and over sand dunes, occasionally finding little mud shepherds' huts abandoned for the winter and with small snowdrifts slumped in their shadow. Five huge and terrifying dogs had to be literally beaten back with a stick and six drunk hunters in a couple of 4x4s bounced over to show off their guns and a sack of dead birds.

Exhausted and long after dark, I cycled through the streets of Shahrud and to the home of Monireh and her family whom I met two years before. It was a joy to see them again and catch up. Ali and Neda (Monireh's brother and sister-in-law) were in and Ali embraced me warmly with the traditional triple-kiss. Neda's bump of two years ago had grown into an 18-month-old girl called Viena who was so terrified of my appearance that I decided to shave off seven months of bushy, copper-red beard. The young, slightly-gaunt face that emerged surprised me.
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Monireh and her mother, Shahrud
PictureRock formation on fringe of Kavir desert
In the morning I visited the surly intelligence officers in their down-at-heel offices. They already had my details so it was prudent to present myself. They quickly realised my visa was not yet expired but spent an hour checking through roughly 500 photos (mostly from outside Iran) on my camera's 3x5cm display screen. They said I could go but in the future could only take photos of the road, not the land either side of it.. Also, I must take the main roads (along which trucks thunder) for my own safety. Naturally I obeyed neither. 

I stayed a week with Monireh and her family. Ali took me to a swimming pool one evening and lent me an old pair of threadbare lycra shorts (through which I could have read a book) as my cotton trunks were not allowed. In the jacuzzi he told an assembly of very hairy, barrel-chested men about my bicycle journey and each one came forward to prod, squeeze and generally inspect my leg muscles.

I learnt a lot from Monireh about Iran's marriage system. She is 32 and has received 25 proposals from 25 men. On each occasion she's had to sit down with the suitor (who, often as not, she's never met), his parents and her mother. Her courage in not bowing to pressure and continuing to say no is admirable in a country where "Are you married?" is normally the second question strangers ask me. "Why not?" always follows. Most marriages in Iran are effectively arranged by parents and unsurprisingly the divorce rate is high. Romantic love is seen as an abstract privilege to most Iranians (despite the abundance of pop songs sung about it).

We went to nearby Semnan for a few days and, on Christmas day, I visited the Art University where Monireh and her sister Mona study. I had to walk in with a male pier of theirs while they walked a few yards behind as men and women cannot enter the university together, even if they've arrived on the same bus. I ended up sitting a 30-minute pose for a drawing class who were scandalised when I told them that the last time I sat for art students I was nude. After lunch the police told me to leave as I was an unregistered guest. I subsequently got in trouble for unwittingly standing at the women's bus stop.

From Shahrud I rode southwards through mountains and again into the Kavir. I had 5 days to cover the 400 miles to Yazd and extend my visa before it expired. Those days were solitary and wonderful. Long, hard rides on a quiet road through some of the most featureless landscape I've seen; an evening spent hunting among mud ruins with a Jeremy Paxman lookalike under a fat, red rising moon; a village imam questioning me about my religion and tutting disapprovingly at my false claim of Christianity (atheism is simply not accepted in Iran and upsets people); a three-hour moonlit ride through hills with Elgar in my ears; only one question  session with the police.

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Bicycle repair shop in Bazaar, Yazd
In Yazd I found a dormitory bed with an extensive breakfast buffet for £2 a day and happily passed the 5 days it took to process my visa extension. My stay coincided with the commemoration of the death of Imam Hussein (the grandson of Mohammad the prophet and the 3rd Imam in the Shi'a tradition) who was martyred in 680AD. The city flocked to the mosques leaving the winding warren of narrow alleyways in the mud-build Old City largely empty. I wandered around this labyrinth with an Irishman called Connor. Crumbling old buildings neighboured freshly mud-plastered ones and occasional clusters of young boys charged after a football. In the summer the city is unbearably hot and thousands of badgirs (windtowers) built above the houses catch cooling breezes and funnels them refreshingly down into homes.

On a couple of hilltops south of the city are two ancient dakhmeh (Towers of Silence) from the Zoroastrian religion. Bodies of the dead were left here to be picked down to bleached bones by the vultures before burial so that no "impure" flesh could contaminate the earth. The practice dates back 3,000 years but was made illegal in Iran in the 1970s. Today they are peaceful, empty and provide a good view of the sprawling modern suburbs.

Heading south from Yazd I had an uninspiring week of icy rain showers and piercing headwinds on a little-used road through the desert. The streets of villages and small towns, as in all of Iran, were lined with posters of men who died in the 8-year war fought with Iraq in the 1980s. The war was initially over an oil field but evolved into a Sunni-Shi'a conflict (and simultaneously an intra-Shi'a conflict). It was a dirty war with roughly one million dead, chemical attacks and the use of archaic trench warfare. Brainwashed volunteer soldiers as young as 13 fought and died. Iran's dead are referred to as 'martyrs' and used as rallying tool for nationalism and religious feeling. Their haunting faces gaze at you everywhere you go and are a constant reminder of the Iranian government's inability (or lack of desire) to put the past behind it and move on. 
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Bazaar by night, Shiraz
PictureTomb of Cyrus the Great, Parsargad
One morning I was sheltering from the rain and reading Mrs. Dalloway in an empty roadside hut when I was suddenly ripped from Edwardian London by a screeching followed by a hideous grinding. I peeked outside to see a pickup truck 50m away that had skidded, ploughed off the road and rolled onto its side. Running over and clambering onto the top I saw a tangle of bodies in the cabin. When I pulled the door up and open, the previously-muted wailing of two women hit my ears. The middle-aged male driver stared up at me with a vacant expression and a toddler quietly trembled below him. I snapped him out of his trance and he handed the child towards me. I plucked her out and she took one look at my unfamiliar foreign face before erupting into a fit of screaming. I set her down on the sacks that had spilled from the back of the truck and helped the man climb out. 

The women and girl continued wailing and screaming but the man was busy inspecting the damage. His wife and mother refused to take my proffered hand and get out of the confused heap they still lay in. They were not hurt but were evidently shaken and wouldn't calm while piled in the sideways cabin with a puddle of rain forming around them. The man seemed disinterested in his family. At length I simply lifted the little woman out which silenced them both. Her mother-in-law sheepishly followed and they set to calming the child while I helped another carful of men who had arrived to heave the truck back onto its wheels. It was only scratched and 10 minutes later everyone was gone and I returned to the hut to make a fire and dry off.

The weather cleared and I reached the town of Qader Abad where I met Ebrahim the local English teacher. He invited me for lunch and then to stay the night. It happened to be a national holiday commemorating Mohammad's death and I was introduced to Ebrahim's four brothers. They had many questions about life in Europe (mostly concerning sex and relationships). Ebrahim retrieved a bottle of homebrewed wine (made with Shiraz grapes; the city of Shiraz was not far away) from under a rock in the garden where it had hidden for two years. Alcohol is illegal in Iran. We drank some of the passable wine and it was Ebrahim's first taste of alcohol. An hour later he had his first taste of a hangover. 

The following day we went to the nearby UNESCO site of Pasargad which was the grand city of Cyrus the Great. Built in 550BC, it was the capital of the largest empire the world had then seen. Though little remains today, the wide plain with its scattered ruins is a pleasant and peaceful place. The highlight is the well-preserved tomb of Cyrus. A 12m high stack of vast slabs that dominates its surroundings. 

We then drove 20 minutes to the abandoned remains of the village where Ebrahim was born and lived until he was six. A 50x60m complex of decaying, shoulder-high mud walls with a thick, circling wall for defence in the event of quarrels with other villages. There was a chief who dispensed food and justice to the 300 villagers and each family had a single room, roughly 3x5m built over a space for livestock which acted as central heating in winter. Only 30 years on and Ebrahim's family have spacious houses with airconditioning, gas heating and widescreen televisions.

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Ebrahim and his 4 brothers, Qader Abad
I had received a message from an old school friend who was going to be working in Tehran for a week so I left my bike in Qader Abad and took a night bus to Iran's sprawling capital of 16 million. Alex runs Skyschool (www.skyschooluk.com), an adventure sports company, and had been invited to Iran to teach a paramotoring instructor masterclass course. I met him in his 4* hotel (at the expense of the government-funded Iranian Airsports Association Federation), dumped my bag on the spare bed in the room and accompanied him to Tehran's former international airfield which is now an airsports playground for affluent Tehranis. I stayed a week and attended Alex's sessions both on the airfield and in the classroom, getting up in the air on a couple of occasions. It was interesting to talk with some of Iran's elite, most of whom had travelled and/or worked abroad.  

I managed to see some of Tehran too including the National Jewel Museum in a vault under the Central Bank. Thousands upon thousands of diamonds and gemstones glittered in a display equally impressive and sickening. I've never seen such a show of wealth (which had once belonged to the shah) and such tastelessness. Every different item had as many jewels crammed onto it as possible; it is wealth, not art.
PictureParamotorist, Tehran
Close to the museum and outside the German embassy stands a tall government-erected monument in both English and Farsi warning the people of Iran to "never forget the German government's complicity and undeniable role" in the "atrocious crime" of providing Saddam's Ba'ath regime with chemical weapons. It is true that about half of Iraq's chemical weapons were provided by German manufacturers but the government's involvement is uncertain. This large. metaphorical-middle-finger to Germany is such an insult and lack of respect that it neatly displays the Iranian government's willingness to throw diplomacy out of the window and stand opposed. Alone, and opposed to the rest of the world. Of course, other foreign embassies have received much worse treatment. America's was besieged for 444 days 1979, Britain's was stormed in 2011 and Saudi Arabia's was firebombed also in 2011.

Back in Qader Abad, I remounted Old Geoff and pedalled to Iran's biggest tourist draw, Persepolis. The ancient city and nearby tombs of Darius the Great and Xerxes the Great don't need detailing here. It was a quiet afternoon and, after paying the 6p entrance fee I virtually had it to myself. I wandered mesmerised among the ruins, marvelling at the intricate stone carving and paying silent homage to the untidily-scrawled graffiti signature of a hero of mine: "Stanley, New York Herald, 1870".

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2,400-year-old stone carving, Persepolis
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Scattered ruins, Persepolis
PictureVakil Mosque, Shiraz
It was a short ride from here to Shiraz where I extended my visa again and passed a pleasant few days exploring the city and meeting plenty of interesting young Iranians; charming and open-minded people. Shiraz was the capital of the Zand dynasty (1750-1794) and is famous for gardens and poets. It's also famously laidback.  

To extend my visa a second time involved a short interview where I was asked my father's name, my father's father's name, my father's job, my father's father's job, my mother's father's name and my mother's father's job. It seems that women's names and occupations are deemed unimportant. 

I rode back to Persepolis for a day and a night before again heading into the mountains and the snow. The Zagros mountains stretch 1,000 miles diagonally across Western Iran and can be very inclement in winter. I enjoyed a week spent climbing, crossing majestic snowfields, meeting villagers, occasionally spotting foxes and once a jackal. Iran is truly an endless resource of stunning scenery. I dropped down the eastern flank of the mountain barrier and back into the desert and thence to Esfahan. Another dynastic capital (Seljuk; 1598-1722) and with the world's second biggest square (after Tian'anmen), the city is generally regarded as an architectural masterpiece with numerous mosques, palaces, bridges and islamically-domed Armenian churches. 

My time in Esfahan coincided with the "Ten days of Dawn" celebration of the '79 revolution. Banners and posters of Khomeini and Khameini (his successor and current Supreme Leader) were everywhere. I sat in the Square (now named Imam Khomeini Square) during the friday noon prayers of this celebration and chatted with a young man called Ali. A few thousand had flocked into the square to prostrate towards Mecca. Ali translated some of the sermon blasting from the loudspeakers. It included the unsubtle sentence: "we shall tread the American's under the soles of our shoes". I spotted a few places where a couple of hundred pairs of military issue boots were neatly lined up next to the sea of barefoot men and women at prayer. Something about an army obediently listening to that hate propaganda disturbed me. 

My time in Iran was drawing to and end and I began making quick progress towards the border with Iraq's semi-autonomous Kurdish region. The road took me across more mountains, through Khomeini's birthplace, into a couple more police stations, across farmland and into fertile Kurdistan; Iran's bread basket where glowing green wheatfields dotted with grain silos basked in mild weather. Men in baggy Kurdish pyjama-style trousers scattered seeds by hand. 

My last snow was during a cold night in the mountains near the Iraqi border. It was six months to the day since my first snow of a long on/off winter back in western Mongolia. I pedalled past a long queue of trucks and reached the border post at a mountain pass. Iran lay behind me and winter with him.
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Kurdish man, Kurdistan Province
I am aware that I don't know half of the 'ins and outs' of Iran's international relations and domestic policies. I'm certain that many underhanded goings on effecting Iran are carried out by other countries. I have tried to simply relate what I've seen, heard and read. 

Iran is a beautiful country with wonderful people and I believe there is a bright future somewhere ahead. However, things will get worse before they get better. I think large change will occur in Iran certainly in my lifetime. I urge people to read more about this misunderstood country and visit if possible. There's gold underneath. 

For more photos from this visit to Iran please click here
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Cycling towards Kurdish mountains and the Iraqi border
16 Comments
Victoria
6/3/2013 12:12:18 pm

This is absolutely fascinating reading and such keen and astute observation. I'm such a fan. Can't wait for the book (I'm certain there will be a book).

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CINDY Walker
6/3/2013 12:13:49 pm

Really interesting - Iran is a place I would love to visit but have the usual fear of Europeans towards this country.
Look forward to reading about Iraq.

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Tim Moss link
6/3/2013 02:01:34 pm

Great writing Charlie. It sounds like the adventures we all dream about.

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Josefina Winograd
6/3/2013 06:01:01 pm

This is fantastic adventure and beautiful writing....can't wait to the book :)

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Jac k Travers
7/3/2013 01:14:00 am

Arguably the best blog yet CW. Loved it. Intriguing and great to hear that the people are so friendly. Your writing is now really something. Be safe.

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Juergen link
7/3/2013 01:52:53 pm

Charlie, another excellent read! It made me think of my trips to Iran. Such a wonderful country, it's a living contradiction: The shittiest regime, the most wonderful people and some of the most stunning scenery! And I fully agree with your conclusion. Change will come, but it's a long shot. But as you say, the country with its well-educated population has a bright future and great wealth ahead down the road! Stay safe my friend!

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Simon Bowes
8/3/2013 02:29:22 am

Another cracking blog Charlie and so very well written. Eagerly awaiting the next instalment but meanwhile keep safe. Simon and Ros

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Johnny Walker
8/3/2013 09:45:10 am

A real cracker Charlie; I hope that Iran will change in your lifetime but I fear it wont in mine and I have no intention of going back while it is like this - I was last there in the late 70s! We leave for India next week - cant wait for the amazing week on The Palace on Wheels in northern India. Will be in touch as soon as we get back to fix up our rendez vous somewhere in Egypt.
God's speed, stay safe and have fun.
Lots of love,
Johnny and Ghani xx

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David Fellowes
11/3/2013 11:49:56 am

This is truly fascinating and, as others have already said, brilliantly written, too. Good for you, Charlie - and hurry up with the book, please! With much love from your very chuffed uncle in Little Somborne.

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Sqill
12/3/2013 03:09:17 am

You saved people from a burning wreck...lad!

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Yuni
12/3/2013 03:26:18 am

Hey lion heart
Although the text was well written and even flattering to the Iranians, I should say in some important parts (among the descriptions of incidents, people, scenes etc on the way) the ideas sound like the things the ears of Iranians are full with by national media. If one writes about christian hunting, middle ages, inquisition, napoleon, guillotitn, two world wars plus a cold one, hitler, witch hunting, crusades, holocaust, hiroshima, nagazaki, vietnam, civil war, opium war, destroying australian aborigines, destiny of american indians, slavery, apartheid, lynch, etc and hints the peace lord of two millenniums ago, it may convince a taliban member of any certain faith (including atheism, maoism, dronism, stalinism etc) to judge the lord, the followers or the atheists grown up under that culture, but I, personally, am too heavy to move my ass for such a logic.
By the way, you had nothing about Iranian sence of humor. Waiting to read everything in the book.

To the people interested about traveling to Iran or reading about this country, I also suggest visiting this site of the American guy. Since my browser doesn't open it properly, I couldn't put your blog's address in it for the reference of his readers.
http://www.humansofnewyork.com/tagged/iran

From now on I'll do you when I am caught by the Iranian police. It seems they are a lot more kind with the foreigners that with the nationals. Thank you for the hint.

Good luck and be safe

Yuni from Iran

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ali(shahrud)
16/3/2013 11:26:21 am

hi.damet garm

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Nicola ZOlin link
18/3/2013 09:43:03 pm

Great reporting and great adventure,
It was a pleasure meeting you briefly in Yatz, at the Silk Road.
Take care on your future trip. I am now in India, but I am inspired to get on a bike and do part of my travel like this. Hope to cross you again,
Nicola

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Angela
19/3/2013 07:31:08 pm

I will for sure visit Iran after reading your blog about it. Great read again!

Travel Safe and enjoy every moment!

Ange

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Eric Robinson
21/3/2013 07:15:05 am

Iran 2. Nice.

Your style is fluid. Im curious how you're changing... after traveling four years I'm totally mentally exhausted. You can ride farther and faster without a girlfriend, perhaps, but by the time you're done with Africa I bet you'll be tired too. = )

So you're riding back to London, eh? So this is all gonna wrap up in a year or two? Asia is pretty big, eh? haha

Keep on keepin' on
and stay cool
Eric

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Henry
26/3/2013 03:12:19 pm

Dear Charlie,
Greetings from Heidelberg!
Just got round to reading your blog and very glad that I did too. A fascinating read, I learnt alot about this enigmatic country that i feel some strange, unexplainable connection with. Did I ever tell you that Sophia's second name is, 'Laleh' , Persian for tulip. So, I hope i/we get to go there one day.
Yes, your writing is starting to read like an accomplished travel writer. Well Done!
Wishing you all the best for your further travels and adventures.
love,
Henry.

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