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Uzbekistan and Afghanistan

13/12/2012

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PictureShah-i-Zinda, Samarkand
Location: Mashhad, Iran
Day 885
Miles on the clock: 22,280

It was on a clear, chilly morning that I pedaled out of Dushanbe (Tajikistan’s capital) and into a winding, rocky valley. The road climbed past affluent, half-built holiday homes with small swimming pools and neat, incongruously-green lawns. Fiery, molting trees lined the increasingly narrow valley which became gradually steeper. After thirty miles I had a picnic lunch and realised my iPod was plugged into a hotel power socket back in the city. I left my bike with a gaggle of village girls and within two hours had thumbed a ride into town, collected the iPod and hitched back to the village.

The following morning I climbed through a series of short tunnels, passed above the snowline and accidentally entered an infamous tunnel I’d planned to hitch a ride through. The unfinished Anzob tunnel (known locally as “The Tunnel of Death”) is an Iranian-funded project: five miles of largely-unlit, entirely-unpaved terror with a stream leaking into, and running through, it. My low-powered head torch lit nothing but the mist that billowed from my mouth into the freezing air so I often rode in near complete-darkness, sometimes shunting to a halt as my front wheel dropped into foot-deep potholes. The approaching roar of lorry engines terrified me but the light they brought was a blessing.

For forty minutes I sped up the sloping road, powered by fear-spiced adrenalin, and was physically shaking when I finally emerged into the ring of light at 3372m altitude. I layered-up with clothes for a descent through peaceful villages with elderly, velvet-cloaked men basking in the thin autumn sun. I was greeted with enthusiastic waves and toothless smiles by adults and astonished yelps by children.
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The road to Samarkand, Uzbekistan
The road climbed again, back and forth around tight switchbacks carved from the near-vertical mountainside. Views compensated for the toil and pitching my tent two yards from a sixty yard vertical drop provided a spectacular, rage-red sunset from my sleeping bag. At 2900m I reached the recently-opened, Chinese-built Sharistan tunnel and shot through all six downhill, well-lit, freshly-paved miles in no time.

A poster of Tajikistan’s dictatorial president Rahmon, mid false-smiled handshake with Hu Jintao, was plastered above the exit. From here it was all downhill to the arid plains of the country’s north. A murky grey-purple haze hovered on the horizon and narrow irrigation channels bordered by cotton fields stretched across the land. I realised I’d never seen a raw cotton plant before and was shocked that I previously had no idea what the source of such an important ubiquitous material even looked like.  The harvest was over but the fields were sparsely dotted with little cloud-white puffs of late-blooming cotton sprouting from their buds.

Arriving at the Uzbek border on the last afternoon of my Tajik visa, I was curtly informed that this crossing was closed to foreigners. A thirty-mile northward sprint on a rutted gravel track running along the border brought me, panting, to an open crossing just before it closed for the day. Annoyingly, the following day I passed within a mile of the closed border.
PictureDetail of the Registan, Samarkand
Uzbekistan has a different vibe to Tajikistan and Kyrgyzstan. It has twice the population of the other two combined, a secular government and more of a desert/steppe culture in contrast to its mountainous neighbours. It also seemed less calm from my saddle-mounted perspective. Men barked, aggressively-loudly, “where are you from?” in curt Russian. Many whistled persistently to catch my attention which made me feel a little like an animal in a zoo. Gone were the respectful and peaceful greetings, bows and waves of the Kyrgyz and Tajiks. Lots of young Uzbek men (usually with three haircuts on one head) drove small cars dangerously quickly and unnecessarily close to me. One flicked a lit cigarette butt at me. I slapped at the smoking hole in my yak wool sweatshirt while the driver’s malicious cackle faded away ahead of me. Another drove alongside for a minute brandishing a knife and proudly saying “fuck” over and over again. It wasn’t such a “golden journey to Samarkand” (as in the poetic verse of James Elroy Flecker) after all. That said, when I stopped and spoke to people they were perfectly friendly. Something about the sight of a tourist peddaling past seems to provoke a less pleasant side of some Uzbek men.

The land was covered with cotton fields made possible by diverting water from its natural flow down the Jaxartes river to the tragically withered Aral Sea (formerly the world’s fourth largest lake; now only 15% of its 1950 volume). Donkey-drawn carts, stacked high with bulging sacks of cotton, ambled down the roadsides with drivers lounging on top, allowing their beasts to set their own leisurely pace.  It became warm in the daytime and the mountains of Central Asia suddenly seemed very distant despite still being visible, floating above the dust haze.

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Raw cotton, Uzbekistan
PictureSnooker club, Samarkand
I had to rush the 220-mile ride to Samarkand in order to register in a hotel within 72 hours of entering this paranoid, ex-soviet police-state. As I neared the city I heard a sudden sickening scraping just behind me. An instant later, before I’d even had time to look around, a car wheel bounced across the road, missing my front wheel by less than a yard. I turned to see a lopsided car and the furrow its now-wheeless axle had just ploughed in the tarmac.

Immortalised in literature, the city of Samarkand dates back over 2,500 years. Alexander the Great conquered it and it later flourished as a key Silk Road hub. However, as with much of Asia, it was flattened by the Mongols in the 13th century. 150 years later Timur (AKA Tamerlane) made Samarkand the intellectual and political capital of his rapidly-expanding empire. The grand epithet “The Jewel of Islam” is due to Samarkand’s remarkable architecture which attracts droves of visitors each year. Thankfully the tourist season was over when I checked into a peaceful B&B with a leafy courtyard.

The following morning I took a pre-dawn stroll around the sleeping city’s landmark Registan. The three grand medressas (Islamic universities) stand proudly around a south-facing courtyard and I watched with wonder as the azure domes flared into a vivid purple when struck by the red rising sun, then melted to their actual striking blue, not dissimilar to a cloud-purged sky. Inside each medressa is a further courtyard surrounded by the ascetic cells which once accommodated the students, professors and mullahs who lived there. Elaborate blue and green tilework covers the exteriors of the medressas’ and their grand, arched gateways. The small museum in the Tilla-Kari medressa displays many sepia prints of the city over the last 100 years before extensive restoration began. I was somehow sad to see that most of what stands today has been rebuilt in the last 15 years.

Selfishly, I found myself longing for the melancholy beauty of decaying ruins as at Cambodia’s Angkor Wat temple complexes or Delhi’s Humayun tomb. Shining, newly-glazed tilework, however ornate, doesn’t have the same appeal to me as crumbling decay. What would we think if the Greeks repainted the Parthenon in the bright colours that once adorned it? I believe the obsession with the authenticity and age of historical buildings is a very western trait. The most common question I have overheard from western tourists at attractions all over Asia is “how old is this? And how old is this…” Perhaps, as a European, I have grown up spoiled by the relative longevity of historical buildings which haven’t had to compete with earthquakes and Mongolians. This fascination with genuine age seems not to be one shared by the average domestic Chinese tourist, for example, who obediently visits sections of the Great Wall built entirely since the 1980s and doesn’t complain about the plastic flowers glued to dead trees there either.

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Sher Dor Medressa, Samarkand
Despite lacking their original skins, the numerous architectural highlights of Samarkand are beautiful in their own right and evoke an impressive image of the region at a time when Europe was still stumbling blindly through a dark age and the Islamic world was at the scientific, artistic and architectural forefront.

In the three days I stayed in the city I wandered, alone and pensive, around the various sights, soaking up their splendour and chatting with my steadily improving Russian to anyone who approached. The Bibi-Khanym mosque was built by Timur’s Chinese wife (of the same name) as a surprise for her husband while he was away on a military campaign in the 14th century. At the time is was among the world’s largest mosques and its imposing twenty-yard high gate hints at its former glory before toppled by an earthquake.

Timur’s mausoleum is a less ostentatious structure and houses the remains of the emperor along with his teacher and four of his progeny. Over the six monochrome tombstones, in their dimly-lit chamber, stands a six yard tall wooden pole with, I was told, Timur’s horse’s tail dangling from its end. His armies marched under the standard of a horse’s tail.

Back on the road I watched the aftermath of the cotton harvest as the now-budless, waist-high plants were uprooted and stacked onto carts for storage and, eventually, winter fuel. On two occasions villagers asked me if I was a Sikh and, on another, if I was a Turk. With hair (uncut for a year) tied into a topknot, a bushy copper-red beard and sun-ruddied cheeks, I had become used to leaving a wake of surprised stares, unsubtle titters and openly scornful sniggers. In Europe this I would have considered this unacceptably rude but somehow here it only amused me; almost much as I amused them.
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Interior detail of the Tilla-Kari Medressa, Samarkand
I woke in my tent one night just in time to spare my underwear and simultaneously deposit the thick, dry chunks climbing up my throat neatly into a bush. Resultantly, I spent a nil-by-mouth day lying in the tent, wallowing in self-pity when not dragging my aching body on one of my hourly missions to spray the bushes. That was the last time I cooked my rice with the possibly chemically-tainted water from an irrigation channel.

Riding slowly onwards to Bukhara; more irritating shouts and whistles – a gauntlet of gormless yells; cloudless skies and crisp air; the end of the cotton fields and the start of the Kyzylkum desert; the mercury sinks again.

The religious heart of secular Uzbekistan, Bukhara is one of the three khanates that caused Tsarist Russia difficulties when she swept across Central Asia in the 19th century. The city became infamous for its murderous, despotic Emirs but was finally subdued in 1868 and absorbed as a Russian protectorate. Again, with the tourist season over, I felt I had the run of the peaceful city. With its mud-brown walls and traditional houses, it has remained relatively faithful to traditional architecture and looks much as a I expect it did 100 years ago.

I visited several Timurid medressas (all with architecture and brightly-coloured tilework comparative to Samarkand) and the spectacular 47m high Kalon minaret which has stood for 850 years, surviving the Mongol ‘Year Zero’ as Genghis Khan (who raised little more than a tent…and, apparently, a crop of over 1,000 children) was impressed and left it standing. I strolled through the Old Jewish Quarter’s winding alleys and noticed a weather worn Star of David carved into a gnarled wooden door. A relic from a time of prosperous co-existence. 
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Kalon minaret and Mir-i-Arab medressa, Bukhara
PictureThe dungeon prison of Stoddard and Conolly
The second last Emir of independent Bukhara was Nasrullah who won his nickname of ‘The Butcher’ by murdering all his brothers and 28 other relatives to secure the throne. It was he who imprisoned the British Colonel Charles Stoddart in 1839 and Captain Arthur Conolly in 1841 (Stoddart’s one-man diplomatic rescue mission). The captives (both pre-eminent players in Britain and Russia’s century-long “Great Game”) were largely kept in an infamous dungeon cell, deliberately infested with rats and scorpions and only accessible by a 6 yard rope from an opening in the ceiling. On 24th June 1842 the prisoners were led to the courtyard in front of the Ark (Emir’s citadel) and, after refusing to convert to Islam one final time, were both beheaded, dropping into graves they had been forced to dig themselves.

The Ark - with its vast, sloping mud walls – was closed for restoration work when I visited but I stood on the recently-concreted courtyard and wondered how those two men, so far from home, must have felt in their final moments before execution in front of a large crowd. How would I react in a similar situation? Of course, I’d like to think there would be a stiff upper-lip but trickles down my cheeks and inner legs are a more realistic vision. I looked into the gloomy dungeon and shuddered at the thought of even a single night’s incarceration there. Bukhara is an ancient and holy city which received many pilgrims in its heyday but coming to this grimy pit was my pilgrimage.

The morning I left was -7°C and I wrapped up before tracing the fringe of the desert southeastwards. White-topped mountains were again visible ahead. Occasional single-humped camels grazed on thorny scrub and distant natural gas wells had roaring flames dancing atop towering chimneys.

As I approached the mountains the flat desert buckled into low, dusty hills with more imposing obstacles swelling behind them. Three men, sitting at breakfast in the morning sun, waved me over to join them. I gratefully tucked into some soup with bread but declined the vodka. They eagerly worked their way through to a second bottle, toasting my health with each glass and growing gradually more comical. When I left, they were trying to pour their glassfuls of the cheap, shudder-inducing liquor into each other’s glasses without being noticed.

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Sunrise in the Kyzylkum desert, Uzbekistan
The road would up and over the Hissar Mountains – a clustered ridge of 2,000m peaks extending southeast from the Central Asian plateau. I camped at the frigid pass then sped down through pastures and villages to the border city of Termiz. The city sits on the Amu Darya River which describes the border with Afghanistan. I spent a day resting and mentally drawing a deep breath.

My idea to visit Afghanistan was cultivated a couple of months earlier when I learned that a couple of northern cities were deemed ‘safe’ and that visas are easily obtainable. Curiosity led me to reason that, with the imminent withdrawal of the International Security Assistance Force (ISAF) troops, there’s a chance the security situation will decay and now might be my last chance to visit in relative safety for many years.

The prospect of entering Afghanistan had vaguely hung ahead of me for two months and I’d managed to think about it rationally or not at all but, camped on wasteland near the border, my mind finally ran free with pointless hypotheticals that kept me awake much of the night. I had decided not to tell my family I was going as I knew they would only worry so I told one friend, giving him a date on which to ‘raise the alarm’ if I hadn’t contacted again.

I was at the border crossing when it opened and was thoroughly searched for an hour before leaving Uzbekistan. I then rode across the “Friendship Bridge” which the Soviets built and over which they withdrew in 1989. The Afghan immigration official briefly raised an eyebrow but waved me through without any search.
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Shrine of Hezrat Ali, Mazar-e-Sharif, Afghanistan
Things are instantly different south of the river. The road is channeled between two high walls of sandbags topped with menacing razor wire and I was spilled out into the small border town. The writing was all in the Persian script, every man wore facial hair and a shalwar kameez (loose pyjama-like trousers with a long tunic) and the women drifted along the roadside in pastel blue burqas, viewing an obscured world through a loose mesh. Somehow everything was dusty when there had been none on the Uzbek side.

A couple of people waved me over but I was guarded and sheepishly cycled on as fast as possible; a stranger with low-awareness and zero language in a high-risk country. I admit that, throbbing with adrenalin, I was afraid and wondered if coming had been a mistake. There was, however, no choice but to ride the sixty miles to Mazar-e-Sharif. I covered my head to avoid unwanted attention.

Within a few miles I was in desert proper on a road snaking south between 5-10 yard high dunes. The empty stretches of road, walled in by sand, eased my mind slightly and I regained control of my thoughts which had been running riot since the sleepless night before. A fierce easterly wind whipped up and began buffeting my flank. I leaned sideways into it and nearly fell over every time a truck shot past, momentarily removing my supporting gale. In the afternoon I reached the turning onto Afghanistan’s main northern artery and was blown rapidly west with little exertion. A military convoy of five massive armoured vehicles displaying Swedish flags passed me. The helmeted, white faces in the high, bullet-proof windscreens spotted me andshook their heads in stern disapproval.
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The white pigeons of Mazar-e-Sharif, Afghanistan
PictureSadaek the carpet seller
The road ran directly to the city centre and terminated at the shrine of Hezrat Ali (the murdered cousin and son-in-law of the prophet Mohammed). I leaned my bike against a wall on a street corner and within a couple of minutes had changed money and bought an Afghan SIM card. I had used Courchsurfing (a worldwide online community of travellers and hosts) for the first time and been invited by cousins Masood and Nasir to stay with them during my stay in Mazar. I called Masood who told me to wait where I was and that Nasir would be along to meet me shortly.

Relaxing further, I sat down and enjoyed watching the raw and busy life of the city rushing all around me. Street children selling plastic bags; jewellers haggling over the price of colourful stone necklaces; men pushing wheelbarrows of rubble to and from roadworks; moneychangers sat on stools on the pavement with small glass cabinets displaying various currencies. I realised that, despite ongoing war in the south and nationwide problems, this is a country in many ways like any other with people going about their daily lives. Several people approached me and addressed me in decent English. A carpet seller called Sadaek sat me down in his shop and gave me tea. He’d never heard of a cycle tourist before and was fascinated. He asked why I’d come to Afghanistan and I had only to look at the scenes around me to find an answer.

Nasir arrived and greeted me in the Afghan custom of a hug and a kiss on the right cheek. He is a 22 year-old journalist and was dressed in the western fashion. We walked fifteen minutes to the Barg-e-Sabz guesthouse which is owned by another couple of cousins who generously keep a room free for any foreign couchsurfers who come to Mazar. In the room I was greeted by a jovial Masood (who runs security for the American consulate) and Stefano (an Italian tourist who arrived in a car the previous day). We drank tea and chatted for a while.

Our kind hosts left for the evening and we ordered in food from a nearby restaurant. Stefano had been roaming around Asia as a magician in a small travelling circus until he met an English couple in Kyrgyzstan who had driven their Seat Inca (a small white van that a London plumber might typically drive) from the UK and were fed up with it. They charged Stefano with the task of taking the car and finding somewhere to deposit it where it would be needed and appreciated. He took the tired van through the Pamir mountains in Tajikistan and into the Wakhan Corridor in northeast Afghanistan where he got stuck for twelve days in a border town before returning to Tajikistan and then onto Mazar-e-Sharif where Masood had helped him arrange to give the Seat to a girls’ school.

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Students at Fatima Balkhi Girls School, Mazar-e-Sharif
In the morning we took the filthy white van to a mechanic to get the exhaust fixed. Masood pointed out a charred spot on the pavement where a tree had stood until one month ago when a bomb in a bicycle bag had been detonated during rush hour, killing several people and wounding many more. I saw a metal electronics box nearby which had been blown violently in one direction and now resembled the hair in photo of someone sticking their head out the window of a fast-moving car.

I waited with the car while Masood and Stefano disappeared to run some errands. My phone rang as the friendly little mechanic finished. We were late for the school, there was no time to wash the car and I would have to drive it to the school and meet them there. I hadn’t driven a car in two and a half years. The clutch was exhausted and the roads manic but I somehow managed to get the thing into the school and stall in front of a crowd assembled to greet it. I was just a hanger-on and felt a embarrassed and ridiculous.

The Fatima Balkhi School for Girls was closed by the Taliban when they took power of Mazar in 1997 as educating women was not on their agenda. Being a large empty building, it was then used by them as a base. In 2001 the National Army bombed the school (along with many of its occupants) and, rebuilt a couple of years ago, it is now educating 6,000 students. We were welcomed with a heart-warming (if tonally awful) song from ten young girls in pink and black dresses before being ushered into the school office for polite formalities. Stefano and I were unkempt, poorly dressed and felt awkward sitting opposite the immaculately groomed governors and city officials with their three-piece suits and neat, gray beards. Masood translated and pleasant things were said all round before we went outside and the keys were officially handed over in front of the shamefully dirty car. Press photo opportunity finally over, Stefano then performed a short magic show to the girls delight and we made our exit. To our amusement, we made the evening’s local news.
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Orphans in Balkh Orphanage, Mazar-e-Sharif, Afghanistan
That afternoon we walked around the town with Nasir getting to know each other. He had fled Kabul two months previously after receiving numerous threats over his outspoken writing. He is currently looking for a way to emigrate. During the week I passed in Mazar I chatted with many educated individuals and, without exception, they all wanted to get out of the country as soon as possible. The ISAF withdrawal is looming large and ominous in their future.

Nasir was amused by what he overheard people saying of my scruffy appearance: “I thought foreigners were rich but this one looks like he can’t afford shampoo and rats have nibbled his shoes!” We visited two of Nasir’s photographer friends, both called Qais, in their little basement studio and drank tea while one showed us his beautiful prints. He sells his work to AFP (Agence France-Presse) and his photo of a recently-raped 5-year-old girl in her hospital bed was Time magazine’s photo of the month. Many of his photos were from a government orphanage just outside Mazar and we all decided to make a visit there the following day so Stefano could do a show for the children and Qais could take more photos.

The Balkh Orphanage was one of a little crop of buildings in the desert. There were 20 children there when we arrived with 70 more at school. We were shown around the simple facilities, spoke with the disinterested female director and shook hands with each of the eager kids who echoed “what is your name? What is your name?” Stefano amazed them with his conjuring and then Nasir translated while a few of the children spoke about how they came to be in the orphanage. We heard horrific stories. I listened to an 8-year-old boy stolidly describe how he watched the Taliban cut the throats of his parents and oldest brother before being placed in a medressa for indoctrination by the very people who orphaned him.
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Young girl at shrine of Hezrat Ali, Mazar-e-Sharif, Afghanistan
PictureStefano the Italian magician
We played football with the boys before returning to the Barg-e-Sabz with Qais, Qais and Nasir to eat dinner and drink some illicit home-brewed liquor known locally as ‘dog sweat’. In an Islamic Republic, where alcohol is forbidden, one has to make do.

Stefano flew to Iran and I spent a few days simply wandering around the town and talking with anyone who approached me. I brought an Afghan headscarf and kept my obviously-European face and hair covered much of the time. Most people were incredibly friendly but I received a few overtly threatening stares, usually from middle-aged men with thick black beards and one with coal-black eyeliner – a typically Taliban affectation, originally worn to protect the eyes from bright sun. One man told me, in halting English, that his greatest desire was to sleep with a foreign woman; any foreign women: “foreigners fucked my country so I want to fuck one of them”.

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Myself and Nasir in Balkh, Afghanistan
Despite this I felt relatively comfortable. Conversations often turned quickly to religion. I listened politely and often had to bite my tongue to avoid offending or potentially attracting dangerous attention. A man with excellent English who works for GIZ (the German aid organisation) plainly stated at the opening of our conversation that his object was to convert me to Islam. Several things he said were so absurd that I nearly chewed my tongue in half. My favourite was that NASA scientists had used a world map and phi (1.6180…; the ‘Golden Ratio’ or ‘Divine Proportion’) to calculate where the geographical centre of Earth is. “And they discovered that it is Mecca. They don’t release their findings though because they are infidels.”

Another young man, Zabi, who had worked as a translator for the Norwegian troops (during interrogations of captive Taliban fighters among other situations), confided his belief in cautious undertones that ‘religion is cancer’. He liked the Zoroastrian (an ancient religion born in Afghanistan) morality of ‘good words, good thoughts, good deeds’. He spoke of being deeply disturbed by seeing a woman stoned to death ‘in the name of Islam’ when he was a child. The Norwegian troops withdrew a month earlier. He hopes to emigrate in their wake.

It wasn’t safe after dark so I stayed in the room at night and, one evening, watched Monty Python’s “The Life of Brian”. The film’s not-so-subtle satire of false prophets, and believing in things because one wants something to believe in, had extra resonance under the circumstances.
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Balkh's ancient city wall, Afghanistan
I sat for an afternoon watching people stroll around the superlative blue Timurid mosque of the shrine. The building, its large courtyard, and the surrounding park are culturally and geographically the very heart of the city. They act as a social hub and the peace many people seemed to find, sitting alone and contemplative on the benches, was a pleasure to see. Sadly, I couldn’t see if most of the women present were content, laughing or crying. They were simply depersonalised fabric shapes.

Miro, a Croatian tourist I had met in Kyrgyzstan, arrived and we visited the nearby city of Balkh with Nasir. It’s under fifteen miles away but is not thought of as ‘safe’ in the same way as Mazar and Nasir was visibly on edge the whole time we were there.  Afghanistan’s oldest city, Balkh dates back over 6,000 years. Zarathustra (AKA Zoroaster), the prophet of Zoroastrianism – a mystical fire-worshipping religion, is thought to have been born here around 600BC. It is also where Alexander the Great married his Persian Queen Roxana.

The city has an amazing circular layout when viewed from overhead (have a look on Google maps) and the impressive earthen city walls, still grand but much decayed, run for six miles around the city. In the centre (where Nasir was particularly jumpy) we saw a couple of crumbling shrines under UNESCO restoration and the tomb of Rabi’a Balkhi; the first and most revered female Persian poet. According to legend, Balkhi fell in love with a slave and resultantly was imprisoned by her brother who obligingly cut her throat first. She wrote her last poem on the wall in her own blood.
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Fruit vendors in Herat, Afghanistan
PictureMatiullah at Jumah Mosque, Herat
North of the town sits the Bala Hissar fortress which, over time, has tried to protect the numerous citadels consecutively built within and toppled by one invader after another. A small modern hut within serves as a hash den, capitalising on the marijuana that grows abundantly throughout and around Balkh. Outside, a row of glassy-eyed men sat along the wall in the sunshine.

Last stop was the Noh Gombad mosque which was a Zoroastrian Fire Temple until Buddhism arrived and it was converted. Centuries later, after the military conquest of Islam, it finally became a mosque.

That evening Nasir resumed being his normal relaxed self as we sat with Masood and their two cousins, Farod and Walid (who own the guesthouse), eating kebabs and drinking smuggled Uzbek vodka with pomegranate juice. My hosts had been indescribably kind during my time in Mazar and I struggled to adequately thank them.

After being told by countless people that the road to Herat passes through Taliban-controlled territory and is unsafe, even for Afghans, I decided to do the sensible thing and fly there. The airport is small and only sees a couple of flights a week. I was frisked several times but the baggage checks were laughable. There were no x-ray scanners and, in the confusion, I ended up with two knives and plenty of matches in my hand luggage. My unboxed, fully-assembled bike was put on the plane without argument and I gazed out of the window for the 45 minute flight. The plane followed the divide between dusty desert plains stretching north to the Kazakh steppe and the snow-covered mountains that cover much of Afghanistan.

I cycled into the centre of Herat (Afghanistan’s cultural capital) and, while looking for a cheap hotel, met an English student called Matiullah. He wasted no time in offering me floor space in the small room he shared with two art students and I didn’t hesitate to accept. Mati and his roommates are all from a city called Ghazni, located between Kabul and Kandahar.

In the morning I accompanied him to Herat University. He insisted that I fully cover my head and face on the way there and was convinced that I was unsafe to wander the streets alone. I sat in on a literature class in which 55 students crushed into an undersized room (boisterous boys on the left, largely-silent girls to the right) and listened to the teacher (addressed as “teacher”) read a synopsis of Beowulf in imperfect English. The class had the feel of a secondary school rather than a university and culminated with me being coaxed into reading and explaining a couple of Shakespeare’s sonnets.

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Herat skyline viewed from the Ark, Afghanistan
After class Mati took me, again covered, to the Jumah (or Friday) Mosque. The 800-year-old courtyard was peaceful and empty but blindingly white in the stark midday sun. We then walked (hurriedly) through the Old City’s jumbled streets brimming with tailors, bookshops, apothecaries, barbers and cobblers. On from there to the single remaining Musalla Minaret. Formerly twenty-four in number, the minarets fell to British bombs in 1885 and a series of subsequent earthquakes. The one survivor leans at an unruly angle similar to the Tower of Pisa.

The police had been to the room asking questions about me while we were out and this heightened Mati’s discomfort. He wouldn’t let me go to the communal toilet without covering up for fear of other inhabitants in the complex spotting me. I offered to go to a hotel but he wouldn’t hear of it. When we went in or out, he would charge ahead of me without waiting so as not to potentially be seen with the infidel.

The next day we visited the 15th century Ark which houses the new German-funded national museum. The mostly-bloody history of Afghanistan was well presented and I read about war after war, including the three fought with the British in the 19th century. The curator made an exception and gave us free reign to explore the restored citadel so we clambered over its battlements enjoying the best possible views of the city.

When I returned to the room (as instructed, after dark and 30 minutes after Mati), my hosts were visibly awkward. The police had been again. They didn’t believe I was a tourist and I had to leave the room. Oddly they didn’t care to see my passport or even talk to me. I told my new friends not to worry and we enjoyed a nice home-cooked meal of aubergine soup together before I said a heartfelt thanks and checked into a grubby nearby hotel.
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Afghanistan police
Wrapping my scarf tightly around my head, I cycled out of the city. The road to the Iranian border is recently paved but I took a wrong turn somewhere and ended up on the wrong side of a river and in a labyrinth of dirt tracks spread across a village-dotted landscape. I was nervous having accumulated stress during my time in Herat. I had been warned by a few people of occasional insurgent activity on this road (or ‘surgeon’ activity as Mati endearingly pronounced it) and was a little relieved when I eventually found my way to the highway.

The road passed occasional crumbling caravanserai (Silk Road coaching inns) out in the desert and there were regular police surveillance posts. The friendly guards at one of these sat me down with a rice lunch before posing for photos in front of their huge, mounted gun and making me fire off a round from one of their AK-47s. I walked deep among some mounds in the desert before putting up my tent for my last night in Afghanistan.

In the morning I packed up quickly and pedalled quickly, reaching the border at lunchtime. The immigration officer invited me to drink tea and we sat for half an hour. This was a representative final conversation with an Afghan: he was charming, he was friendly, he wanted to emigrate.
PictureApparently a suspicious character, Near Iranian border, Afghanistan
On the Iranian side I stared at the dark, deep-set eyes on a portrait of Imam Khomeini (leader of the ’79 Islamic Revolution) while my passport was taken away and scrutinized. Almost an hour later I was ushered into a quiet room by a plain-clothed man and shown to a seat. He had stack of papers; copies of every page in my passport.

“Where are you going?
“Mashhad."
“Are you going to Israel?”
“No, Europe.”
“Have you ever been to Israel?”
“Never.”
“Then what country is this stamp from?”
“Nepal.”
“Where is that?”
“Next to India.”
“What country is this visa for?”
“Laos.”
“Where is that?”
“In Asia.”
“There is no country in Asia with that name!”
“Yes there is.”
“I am an Asian man and I know there is not!”
“I am an educated man and I know there is. (pointing to a world map on the wall) Look! It is here.”
“Are you Israeli?”
“No.”
“When was your last visit to Israel?”
“I have never been to Israel.”
“Ok…it is finished.”

And that was that. I was allowed through and rode on into the desert.

 Shortly afterwards, leaning against a wall eating biscuits and watching cars whizz by, I finally relaxed fully. I pulled the scarf off my head, my shoulders sagged to a normal level and I heaved a deep sigh of relief. A driver pulled over and forced a bag of fruit and a bottle of juice on me. It was great to be back in Iran, a land of absurdly kind people.

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Old Soviet tank, Afghanistan
During the three day sunny ride to Mashhad I tried to collect my thoughts about Afghanistan while people continually stopped to bestow food upon me. I am glad I visited the country, if only briefly. However, I will not rush to return. I never felt totally at ease. The idea that there are people (albeit a tiny minority) who hate me for my beliefs (or lack thereof) and would be prepared to kill me simply for this reason is a deeply disturbing thought. People who teach that such an act will buy one a ticket to a virgin-filled paradise disgust me. I am sad for Afghanistan.

There are positives though. I met wonderful, enlightened people and there is a currently a small economic boom in the country. But, how much longer will foreign countries continue to pump huge sums of money into Afghanistan if, as many predict, it slides back into civil war after the planned 2014 withdrawal of ISAF troops? I sincerely hope such a state of affairs doesn’t come to pass and I am certainly not an authority on the situation. However, I fear that my reasoning that this may have been my last chance to visit in safety for many years may have been accurate. As long as people are successfully preaching hate, under the guise of religion or otherwise, progress will remain treacle-slow.

Temporarily putting these admittedly-pessimistic thoughts out of mind, I sped into Mashhad on a gorgeous afternoon, slapping my thigh to Huey Lewis & The News. I found my way to the small, family-run hostel I’d stayed at when passing through the city just over two years before. Vali, the owner, recognised me and greeted me with an enthusiastic hug and triple kiss. My 2-year, 17-country, 14,000-mile loop around Asia had come to a close. Now I look to the Middle East and Africa.

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Stephen Dunlop
13/12/2012 08:56:44 am

Hola Charlie, fascinating blog once again.

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Igor Ten (Krakistan)
13/12/2012 11:43:56 am

Whoa, what do you mean, Middle East and Africa? I thought you said you'd come back for tea!

BTW, in the last pic is not a tank, technically, but a personnel carrier.

As always, be safe, man, and keep it real!

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Ian Fowler link
13/12/2012 12:12:24 pm

Hi there Charlie, What a spectacular blog yet again. I have promised myself to get my peanut brain around all the '....stans'! I actually have a map on the wall below a heavy bookshelf (on which I have often attempted to trace your steps - every time ending with a bruised head standing up prematurely. Stupid me!! But the map covers all your steps......
I see you are now in Iran. After a year in Bahrain with 1 Para
in 1965, I drove back to UK in a Landrover with a crew of 4 others via Kuwait through Iran. It was an amazing trip - lovely people the Iranians - the Caspian coast, Tabriz, Bazargan under Mt. Ararat(border) and then Turkey, Greece, Italy etc. We each sold pint of blood in Kuwait for £10 (a fortune then - paid for all petrol to Athens!) Kuwaitis don't give blood, but lose a lot in Cadillac crashes!) Severel times in Iran and Turkey we were given a free meal by our hosts who had great admiration for GB usually having attended universities here. 'We want to pay back the British hospitality' they said! Touching. Bon Voyage Charlie....

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Eric Robinson
13/12/2012 02:40:04 pm

Yeah! Godspeed ye noble vagabond. Glad you dodged the Taliban. You're about six months away from sporting a "Karl Marx" on your face. Before I did any bicycle touring I asked a few fellows who had what is the most important gear to bring. They said "girlfriend". no?

if I recall correctly from my tajikistan trip (Dari, Tajik, Farsi = basically same langauge)
"mahn ba zabohni farsi gap mehzon-ed"
means: I don't speak Farsi.

of course, who doesnt speak english in Iran? ; )

also,
I highly recommend a book about the history of Afghanistan 1979-2001 called "Ghost Wars" by Steve Coll. Its about the USA/Saudi channeling of weapons and supplies to Afghanistan via Pakistan's intelligence agency, ISI intended to draw the Soviets into a quagmire to reciprocate for Vietnam. radical Jihad in Afghanistan was well-funded by foreigners... oops!

take good care
Eric

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Tim (spining silk) link
13/12/2012 03:36:57 pm

Hey Charlie. Good to hear that you're still pedalling away and jealous to think that you've been enjoying cyclists' portions at Vali's!

Did you by any chance get accosted by Massoud in Dushanbe? From what I understand, him and his similarly leather jacket and faded black jeans-clad friend tend to find most travellers in town!

Anyway, god speed!!
Tim

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Tomo Hillary
13/12/2012 06:30:14 pm

Hi Charlie, what a superb writeup and very ballsy my man, I am pleased that things didn't get too hot.

I fly back to the Shire this evening and you will surely be mist by all of us at mass in Fifield Bavant. Have a very good Christmas and I very much looking forward to a superb year for you in 2013.

All the best,

Tomo

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Tomo Hillary
13/12/2012 06:32:01 pm

PS - I have a very good contact in Tanzania for you if you do go through there.

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DV Zoller
13/12/2012 07:35:27 pm

Amazing and riveting blog entry, as usual! Stay safe!

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Sophie
14/12/2012 10:12:17 am

One of my favourite blogs yet Charles - so thought provoking!

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henry cottam
14/12/2012 12:07:34 pm

dear Charlie, well done! More great anecdotes and eloquently described. You are true adventurer and explorer venturing into Afghanistan - good to know that you made it out unscathed.
is that Christmas in Iran for you - sounds like a good place to spend the festive time, warm at least. i'd love to go to iran one day .........
love and respect,
Henry.

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Regan Cannon link
14/12/2012 10:38:52 pm

Another gem of an entry, man. Shame we didn't get to connect in Kyrgyzstan, but I reckon neither of us are quite finished roaming. Not much cycling possible up in the Wakhan, but once you hang your wheels up I'd be keen on some trekking back in Afghanistan! Hiking by day, yak yogurt by night.

I wish you well on your push into the Mid East. Some suggested reading material for your cross into Africa: The Map of Love by Ahdaf Soueif. Cool historical novel about Egypt--a gushy romance story at its core, but paints a really phenomenal picture of Egypt both at the turn of the 19th Century and the 20th. Pretty prescient writing, given recent events. Worth picking up.

Bon courage!

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Geordie Stewart
15/12/2012 02:58:28 am

One of my favourites yet mate, absolutely awesome. Such a great insight into cultures that are all too easily bracketed together.

As for that facial hair...

Safe travels my friend x

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Simon Bowes
17/12/2012 09:39:49 am

Another cracking blog Charlie and so glad you have come through safely. I will arrange for some chilled tuskers to be waiting for you when you get to Kenya! Go carefully. Simon

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Tim Bogdanov link
15/2/2013 05:28:32 am

Amazing, enjoy the road mate!

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charlie h
12/6/2013 04:19:18 pm

excellent read, you have kept me up well past my bedtime.

I will read more.

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24/6/2013 03:17:59 am

Thanks for sharing your experience in Uzbekistan and Afghanistan. It is one of the toughest countries to live in. Weapons can be commonly seen with people around the country. Thanks for your thoughts on these two countries and keep blogging with more updates.

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24/1/2014 02:49:10 am

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